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Michael Bailey Stiles

Never call me 'Mike' or 'Mikey' if you value your life. If you make the choice to call me anything but 'Michael', I will personally shoot you in the knee caps.

I am seventeen years old. My birthday is on St. Patrick's Day, every year.

I'm a junior at Morgantown High School.

I'm not sure what I want to do with my life so far, but I'm thinking of a career in theater, music, journalism, or graphic design.
But right now, it's all a blur.

I'm a member of the Some Of The Master's Affairs Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow cast.

The only reason I ever started getting highly interested in art was because of Alex Pardee.

I'm a pollotarian, I'd attempt vegetarianism, but, I kind of love chicken.

I can be shy at times, but only if I don't know you that well. Usually, it's a sign that I really want to talk to you, but, don't know how to approach you. But, don't think it's that I just don't like you.
If I don't like you, don't worry, I'll tell you. Don't jump to the conclusion of, "Oh My God, he hates me for absolutely no reason."
If I dislike you, there is a reason, you're probably just too oblivious to understand why.



As you can probably tell, I speak my mind. I won't talk about you behind your back, I will say it face-to-face.

I have an extreme case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which is why all of my interests are in alphabetical order.

I'm not afraid to speak my mind, which leads to most of my problems with people. I'm not against many things, other than war and closed-mindedness.
I sometimes find myself wishing I could just disappear from the world around me.
I tend to spend too much time in my own world, which is filled with things that would scare the average person. Take a look at my sketchbooks, you'd understand.

I'm different, and I'm not afraid to be.
I'm really popular, and, I have no idea why. I'm not as great as everyone makes me out to be. Although, I'm flattered, and, I appreciate the love.

I take life as it comes, just one day at a time. When I get overwhelmed with stress I sit down and ignore everything around me.

I'm not an open book, you need to work to get to know me. There are some things about me that I just jump right out with, but, other things I hide until I think you've earned my trust.

I am always singing, it doesn't matter the situation. You are guaranteed to find me singing. Most likely, a random song that has nothing to do with anything. If I hear a word that reminds me of a song, I will begin singing the song that I was previously reminded of.

I am very much interested in music.
I have a wide variety of musical interests... One minute I'll be listening to Marilyn Manson the next minute I'll be listening to Missy Elliot.

I have an extreme love for Britney Spears, and, I'm not afraid to admit it. She's sex on feet. Get over it.

I would spend hours getting ready for the day, if I thought it was necessary. I do in fact wear eyeliner, and, sometimes, I pull the Gerard Way look and put red eyeshadow around my eyes. I enjoy looking like a corpse. I obsess over my hair. I refuse to leave my house if I don't look perfect. And, if I make the mistake of half-assing my look, I have a terrible day.


I will not change for anyone. I am who I am, and, that should be enough for you.
I am a very independent person, I don't need to follow a certain group to be cool. I'm not "hip" to the newest trends, I have a style all my own, and I love that about myself.

I will never be 'The Boy Next Door' and for most people that's a problem. Most people don't try to get to know me, they take one look at me and immediately begin judging me. But, their loss, not mine.

I help other people with their problems so that I don't have to deal with my own.
I am not who people label me as. I do not now, nor will I ever label myself. I'm just myself that's all you need to know.


I’m basically a teenage boy with teenage problems. I won’t win the Nobel Prize, discover the cure for cancer, or save an entire species of animals; but I will, however, make something of myself and make my life worth living. Life is too short to take for granted, every second I am alive, I am grateful, whether I am having the worst day or the best. It’s unimaginable how many times I’ve said to myself or someone else that I just want to die, but, in reality I love my life, I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.


I'm you're typical Pisces, I guess. Sensitive, passionate, artistic, romantic, loyal... That kind of stuff. I am receptive to new ideas and circumstances. I have a vivid imagination, which, like I said earlier, sometimes traps me in my own little world of insanity.


I'm everything you love. I am everything you hate. I am the heart breaker. I am the heartbroken. I am kind. I am cruel. I am an artist. I am a musician. I am a writer. I am a photographer. I am honest. I am a liar. I am confident. I am shy. I am humble. I am conceited. I am mature. I am immature. I am joyful. I am depressed. I am hateful. I am loving. I am the hater. I am the hated. I am alive. I am dead.
I am who I am. I am not to be classified into a certain group of people. I am to exist. To enjoy. To love. To help. To learn. To teach. To see. To hear. To dream. To try. To fail. To want. To need. To bleed. To live. To die.
But most importantly...
I am me..



Goodbye.

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